August 2012
21 posts
“You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer,...”
– Dylan Moran (via habitualsomething)
Jim tortures Dwight about Battlestar Galactica
Jim Halpert: Hey, Andy.
Andy Bernard: Yo.
Jim Halpert: By any chance, did you see "Battlestar Galactica" last night?
Andy Bernard: No, I did not. Was that any good?
Jim Halpert: Actually not. It was really so-so.
Dwight Schrute: Okay.
*Jim threatens with the stopwatch*
Jim Halpert: I mean, I like all the crazy monsters and stuff, you know, like Klingons and Wookiees and all that, but...
*Dwight turns to respond, but Jim shows the stopwatch again*
Jim Halpert: Sorry, was there something you wanted to add, Dwight?
*Dwight types loudly*
Andy Bernard: Is that anything like the original "Battlestar Galactica"?
Jim Halpert: You know what's weird? It's practically a shot-for-shot remake.
Andy Bernard: Really? Huh. That's cool.
Jim Halpert: The story's kind of bland. It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian...
Dwight Schrute: Okay.
Jim Halpert: ...who needs to return the ring back to Mordor.
Andy Bernard: That doesn't sound right.
